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Tracks
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.
I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN
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and i don’t care if i lose my mind x
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sam:
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
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Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit
“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.”
Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.
I’ll never leave you, I promise you that.
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called disappointing your mother
Doctor Who: Then vs. Now
THIS.
Thanks so much, Moffat.
it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
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im pretty content with life because of this okay
and queue the tears
ALWAYS REBLOG
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#THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON MY TEARS AND LAUGH SO HARD AT THE SAME TIME
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What if Logos Told the Truth?
A series by Viktor Hertz.
This started off hilarious and ended up putting tears in my eyes.
HOME SWEET HOMENokids
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imagine spock meeting an excited dog
WHOA
